I'm becoming something of an expert on the needs, desires,
hopes, dreams, yearnings, fancies, aspirations, wants, hungers, tics, quirks,
peccadilloes, hobbies, addictions, afflictions and affectations of the common
North American literary agent.
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
Sending out query letters to prospective literary
agents as we speak. Every journey begins with a single step. This is my 50th or so step, after developing the concept for a novel, writing it, editing it, re-editing it, composing six separate query pitches and two separate
synopses, etc. -- so I suppose I'm getting somewhere.
After reading a dozen or so articles with conflicting advice on writing a novel synopsis, I wrote a 10-page,
chapter-by-chapter synopsis of my book. Then, after reading on several agency websites that they wanted a 2-page synopsis, I reduced the 10-page
synopsis to two pages by omitting a lot of details I'd previously believed were
indispensable. Then, after reading on several more agent websites that they
wanted only a 1-page synopsis, I reduced the 2-page synopsis to one page by
omitting adjectives and adverbs. Anticipating what I'll be reading tomorrow, I've decided
to get ahead of the curve by reducing the 1-page synopsis to a half-page by
omitting punctuation.
Friday, May 17, 2013
I once got a call from the construction manager of the San Francisco-Oakland Bay
Bridge improvement program, complimenting me on the 2,000-word article I'd
written about the project's structural engineering challenges. He asked where I
studied engineering and I told him "Google." I once ghost-wrote a
100-page manual on golf tips based on a pile of scribbled notes from a famously alcoholic golf pro. After it published, he asked if I wanted to get together to play a
few holes, and I told him I never played a game of golf in my life. All of
which to say that if there's one thing in this world I know how to do, it's
write copy. It's what I do. So will someone please explain to me why -- why,
why, why -- can I not write two freaking paragraphs describing my novel to a
literary agent?
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Friday, May 3, 2013
Was just at the FedEx store having copies of my book
printed for Sharon to edit, and the clerk asked me what it felt like to write
it. "Like having a 113,000-word baby without an epidural," I said.
"Wow, that sounds tough," she said. "Yeah, but just look at
it," I replied, holding up the thumb drive that held the file. "Isn't
she the most beautiful baby you've ever seen?"
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